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this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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