I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
