I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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