i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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