Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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