you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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