Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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