She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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