I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I am one with the molecules
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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