Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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