There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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