Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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