we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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