these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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