You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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