remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Come on in and take your pants off
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