escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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