That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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