I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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