Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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