doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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