He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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