I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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