Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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