Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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