her vagine was all disorganized.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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