Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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