DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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