i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
