We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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