just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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