Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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