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It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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