she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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