On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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