so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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