Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think people are normalizing furries
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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