it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
