I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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