and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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