This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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