So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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