at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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