Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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