I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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