Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My vagina is very pro this idea
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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