If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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