its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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