He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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