i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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