omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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