whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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