week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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