So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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