I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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